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i would just like to say that today is christina lutgen's 21st (and golden) birthday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TINA! I LOVE YOU!

Rough couple of days

I had the worst day ever yesterday. I got about 4 hours of sleep and had to wake up at 7:30 to get to work at 9. work was soooo busy and there were only 2 of us! we ran out of receipt paper, the printer jammed, and i got 2 paper cuts on a shopping bag. then, i had to leave by 1 to make it to my final at 1:30. i was a little late and when i got there i had to go to the bathroom soooo bad cuz i had been holding it all day! plus my lips were really chapped and i couldnt find my chapstick. that is the worst feeling in the world! THEN i had a cheap mechanical pencil and the lead kept breaking while i was writing. and then the rest of the day was stressful but i wont get into that.

now, it's friday. katie is getting ready to go home, and all my neighbors are gone already :( it's making me a little upset. i dont want to stay down here. i only get to go home for 4 days. how depressing.

on an uplifting note, i am now single. :) HAPPILY single. just in time for xmas......saves me money. God im evil.

Can it be??? The Blog????

The blog is back!! I can't promise that i'll keep it updated regularly, but i just have to do something right now to distract me from studying for finals.

well....it's been ummmmm almost a year since my last post. a LOT has changed. i live in golden towers now with the wonderful miss katie arnold. we have a ton-o-fun living together.

i have a lot of cool neighbors. they are, of course, all boys. I think i get along with boys better anyway. i dont know why. but my neighbor, randy, is a 6'9'' black dude. he's on USI's basketball team and he kicks ass. i must admit i was a little frightened when i first moved in and saw this giant black man across the hall from me, but Randy is the coolest. except for when he comes over and steals food out of our fridge, or asks me to type things for him. oh ya, and when he plays nintendo he raps with the music.

i work at weatervane in the mall. it's a cool job. but i hate working when i have to work with the big boss man. he asks me to do really stupid stuff like scrape size stickers off the fitting room floors or go around and tuck in all the tags on all our sweaters and jeans. that gets old. but everyone else there is really cool. it's so neat that you can actually get paid in this country to go around and fold clothes.

i have to get some studying done and head over to the convenience store. goodbye.



p.s. in case you haven't seen me in a while, my hair is brown now. THAT'S interesting.

As another year draws to a close here at USI, I cant help but relfect upon what i've learned.................

1. Dont be so eager to find out a secret. Sometimes, ignorance is bliss....
2. Observing Ms. Olssen for my education class is like spending a morning with satan
3. No matter how many times you tell yourself that you're not going to wait until the end of the semester to finish your spanish lab hours (like you did last semester).....you will...... and it will suck
4. It IS possible to go through 3 jobs in one and a half semesters
5. Roscoe, who we all know and love as that black guy with the golden tooth that made omelettes at the loft last year, is now a supervisor at the on campus Burger King. Movin on up man. Movin on up.
6. Driving around for a week with your low fuel light on is NOT a good idea. That will generally make you run out of gas.
7. Running out of gas is NOT cool. Especially when you have to buy a seven dollar gas can just to put in two dollars worth of gas.
8. Even the people who love you the most, can hurt you
9. When I become a teacher (before I get married at least), the kids are gonna have a field day with the name Ms. Kiszka. I'm already getting a lot of Ms. "Kissy-ka"......
uhhhh not fun
10. Stay away from tattoo parlors that keep their instruments on bedroom dressers.
11. If you're ever going to go visit Julie and need directions, make sure she's being supervised while reading a map. Cuz it might take you six hours to get to Purdue. hehe. just kiddin jules :)


I miss all of you guys and cant wait to see you this summer! Eva and Tina, I wish you were coming home :(

I guess it's been a while...like always. im doin really bad on this blogging thing so i might just call it quits. we'll see. i quit my job......which was probably a bad idea because im poor once again, and unable to pay my bills. ohhhhh well. im so excited i get to see eva and chrissy and erica this weekend. im going to ball state cuz its eva's birthday on the 20th! (happy birthday eva!) .........

i started my observing today for my education class. the teacher is SUCH a bitch. i cant stand her. she is so rude to me and her kids. i can understand why everyone hates her. she is so so so so RUDE. i couldnt believe it. now i dread going twice a week. of course its just my luck that i got stuck with a weird lady.

im looking for a full time job this summer back home in lowell.....so if anyone knows of anything let me know!!!! julie im still counting on that flagger job :) ha

oh....another week spent at home with my parents and THEY STILL HAVENT NOTICED MY TATTOO OR MY TONGUE RING. dude.

not much else to talk about i guess.........

bye for now

so im lovin old country buffet....im making fat tips, suprisingly enough, and i like my co-workers. they're nice. the most interesting part of my job, however, has in fact turned out to be the mexican dishwashers. Everyone else that works there seems to know A LOT of spanish. i dont know what it is about me, but i just can not do it. i cant speak spanish for the life of me. therefore, i look like an ass when i try.

for example, every now and then we have to ask one of the dishwashers to do something for us, like change a pop when it's out or fill the milk machine......and im often the one that is chosen to ask them to do it. i think its because everyone thinks its funny when i try to talk to them. soooo.....i usually go in there and smile and say "leche por favor." or something of that nature that is simple for me to say but gets my point across.

the response to this is normally a lot of stares....a lot of laughing....and a lot of smart-ass spanish responses. once, i had a guy smile at me, nod, and say "ahhhh. si. feliz navidad?" i think he was trying to make fun of me. IM NOT SURE.


i dropped my english class.....so no more brit lit bitch. THANK GOD.

other than that, i really dont have any exciting news....so i guess until next time.....ADIOS

i finally got a job!!! haha. at old country buffet. ya, its not the most prestigous job in the world, but i need money. and it sucks cuz im going to be working every weekend. oh well. anyways, i had my orientation with another guy that just got hired....he's middle aged, and a resident alien from mexico and doesnt speak a word of english. now.......some of you should know what that means. im scared. lets just say i have a frightening history with stuff like this.

i tried speaking some spanish with him when we were sitting in the room alone. but all i got to was like "hablo espanol." and he just started cracking up laughing at me. and then i felt dumb. OH WELL.

nothing too exciting has been going on. its been a while since i blogged, but ive been preoccupied.....anyways im sure i'll have some interesting stories from my first day of work. thats all for now.

well...it's been awhile. im not too good at this blogging thing. i can understand why emily got sick of it. its tough to sound interesting....cuz im not. i would like to vent on a few things though:

Today is hella-cold, and it did snow last night.....but can someone tell me why Evansville has to freak out and cancel school and stuff? seriously, its just weird. we have about an inch of snow and suddenly its armageddon.

I still haven't found a job, although I applied at about 10 places....including a place in Kentucky!!! what's a girl gotta do??

I have over-exerted myself at the gym in an attempt to work off this enormous ass...and now i am in extreme pain. last night, katie and i did a "double trouble" class consisting of step aerobics, squats, cardio stuff, and some sports conditioning...followed by the "six pack" class that actually makes men cry....followed by laps in the pool. thats a whole lot for this ass to handle. oh but dont worry, we're going back again tonight.

I hate my British Literature teacher!!!!!! I've decided to call her The Brit Lit Bitch (i entertain myself with this in my own head). She has this fake british accent and thinks she's a queen. She also has ridiculous assignments, like reading Beowulf in 2 days and writing an essay on it???? I DONT THINK SO.

Last week the ball on my tongue ring fell off and went down the drain while i was brushing my teeth. I then had to borrow one from someone (ya, its gross but it's just keith), and i ended up swallowing that one while i was eating. so then i had to borrow ANOTHER one, until i find a job and get money to buy my own. maybe im just not responsible enough to handle an object in my tongue. i'll see how it goes.

well.....thats about it for now. bye!!!!

It all began with an internet chat. I told julie that i was bored and i missed her, she said likewise. i decided to go. so i did

I left USI at 12:40 a.m.......got some gas....and set off for my long journey to Purdue, which turned out to be an extra long journey.

Because I am driving-impaired and have no sense of direction, i relied on julie to give me directions. unfortunately, julie seems to be unable to read a map. I drove about an hour north of indianapolis, back down to indianapolis, then back up to lafayette. I drove for over 4 hours.....and when i arrived in lafayette, i once again got lost. julie and i had to talk over our phones as i drove, and i was forced to describe my surroundings and what i saw in front of me, in order to give her an idea of where i was.

As my low fuel light began to glow, I finally found my way and pulled into julie's apartment complex at approximately 6:00 a.m. purdue time. I was tired and hungry but julie was prepared for me and had gone out to buy a little cheese pizza, cheetos, and pepsi......some of my favorite things.

We stayed up till around 9.....slept till noon........then hung around all day. I had a lot of fun just being with julie!!!!!!! i was having withdrawls.....all in all, it was a spontaneous and pretty silly idea to drive to purdue at almost one in the morning. but what can i say. i am spontaneous and silly.

other interesting tidbits about the trip: i saw 4 shooting stars.....and ran over a rabbit.

well, jules i had fun. thanks for the hospitality. its your turn now.!!